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Untrue Stories 02b

Untrue StoriesBy Jason Goodyear12/16/2025

Parachutes “What’s the story on these parachutes?” said Steve. “They’re defective,” said the salesman. “That’s why they’re only five dollars each.” Steve had never wanted to go skydiving before, but this whole five-dollar thing got him to thinking.  How defective could they be?

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