Found a Peanut
The composer of the song “Found a Peanut” was stumped. He had written the first three verses, “Found a peanut,” “Cracked it open,” and “It was rotten,” but he couldn’t come up with an ending.
“Honey, your dinner is ready,” said his wife.
“I’m not hungry,” he said.
“Well, I think you should eat it anyway.”
Eat it anyway! He ran over and kissed his wife.
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