Untrue Stories 01b

Buzzards Todd and Jerry had been reincarnated as buzzards. “Oh, no, we’re buzzards!” said Todd. “Are you sure?” said Jerry.  “Maybe we’re eagles.” “No, we’re buzzards.  Look at our bald heads,” said Todd.  “I can’t eat dead stuff.  When I think of eating a rabbit that’s been laying on the highway, it makes me sick.”…