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Untrue Stories 16a

Untrue StoriesBy Jason Goodyear06/09/2025

Deer Hunters Lonnie and Otis argued about who had shot the most deer that day.  Lonnie tried to play the peacemaker.  “Let’s just say we both shot a lot of deer and leave it at that.” But Otis was insistent.  He said Lonnie shouldn’t count the deer that was tangled up in barbed wire. “O.K.,”…

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