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Untrue Stories 27a

Untrue StoriesBy Jason Goodyear02/16/2026

The Fat Mummy He was one of the richest men in ancient Egypt, and he wanted to be mummified when he died.  But every mummy shop in town turned him down, without explanation. Then one day a mummifier told him the reason: “You’re too fat.”

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