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Daily Short Story 34b

Short StoriesBy Jason Goodyear04/28/2025

The Son-of-a-Bitch from Mars When the Son-of-a-Bitch from Mars came to visit Swamp Bastard, Swamp Bastard hid behind the couch and wouldn’t answer the door.

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