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Message to My Clone

Humor PieceBy Jason Goodyear06/15/2025

Message to My Clone From the book My Funny Cowboy Dance As I look upon you, o’ little clone of mine, lying asleep on your wooden pallet, with the sun shining through the bars of your window onto your face, I have so many different emotions.   First of all, I want to thank you…

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