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Untrue StoriesBy Jason Goodyear01/26/2026

The Vandal He was a vandal, and he decided to vandalize one of the world’s great paintings.  He didn’t even know the name of the painting, or who painted it, but he was convinced, in his heart, that it needed vandalizing. “It’s too risky,” said his brother, who was also a vandal.  But he decided…

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