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Untrue Stories 19a

Untrue StoriesBy Jason Goodyear06/18/2025

The Orphan Catcher The orphan catcher was on the verge of retiring when he saw the wanted poster.  The boy who had escaped was three-foot-one — taller than the average orphan.  He had escaped by climbing up a vine against the orphanage wall, then throwing his Linus blanket over the glass shards embedded on the…

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