Skip to content

Untrue Stories 17a

Untrue StoriesBy Jason Goodyear02/06/2026

The Mummy’s Curse The archaeologist’s assistant told him to keep the mummy in its crypt, with the heavy stone lid.  “The mummy will come to life, and try to kill you,” warned the assistant. The archaeologist scoffed.  “What nonsense,” he said.  “And to prove you wrong, I will sleep with the mummy, with his hands…

←1
2345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940
…4142434445…
464748495051525354555657585960616263646566676869707172737475767778798081828384858687888990919293949596979899100101102103104105106107108109110111112113114115116117118119120121122123124125126127128129130131132133134135136137138139140141142143144145146147148149150151152153154155156157158159160161162163164165166167168169170171172173174175176177178179180181
182→

© Jack Handey. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

Go to Top
  • Home
  • Daily Deep Thought
  • ALL NEW!!!
    Untrue Stories
    of Fiction

  • Bookstore
  • Humor Piece
  • 3×5 Cards
  • Fuzzy Memories
  • Squeaky Poems
  • Comics
  • Credits
  • Home
  • Daily Deep Thought
  • ALL NEW!!!
    Untrue Stories
    of Fiction

  • Bookstore
  • Humor Piece
  • 3×5 Cards
  • Fuzzy Memories
  • Squeaky Poems
  • Comics
  • Credits