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Untrue Stories 06b

Untrue StoriesBy Jason Goodyear12/20/2025

Nicknames The board meeting was called to order.  The first item on the agenda was nicknames. “When I first came to this company, I wasn’t used to executives having nicknames,” said one board member, “and I chose The Willow Bender too quickly.” The board voted to allow him to change his nickname to The Dancing…

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