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Untrue Stories 10b

Untrue StoriesBy Jason Goodyear12/24/2025

Found a Peanut The composer of the song “Found a Peanut” was stumped.  He had written the first three verses, “Found a peanut,” “Cracked it open,” and “It was rotten,” but he couldn’t come up with an ending. “Honey, your dinner is ready,” said his wife. “I’m not hungry,” he said. “Well, I think you…

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