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How I Should be Depicted in the Movies

Humor PieceBy Jason Goodyear04/15/2025

How I Should be Depicted in the Movies New, Unpublished Show me being born in a log cabin, but a really, really fancy log cabin. As a child, show me with unusual musical abilities, able to blow on a harmonica for hours at a time. Show my father trying to get me to shoot a…

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