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Untrue Stories 30a

Untrue StoriesBy Jason Goodyear02/19/2026

The Hummingbird Trap The inventor was finally finished with his hummingbird trap.  No longer would people be annoyed and frightened by the incessant fluttering and loud colors of hummingbirds.  No longer would their flowers be attacked by their long, sharp beaks. The design was simple: a hanging bowl of sugar water would attract the hummingbird,…

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