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My Speech to the Martians-02

Humor PieceBy Jason Goodyear06/15/2026

My Speech to the Martians From the book What I’d Say To The Martians And Other Veiled Threats People of Mars, you say we are brutes and savages. But let me tell you one thing: if I could get loose from this cage you have me in, I would tear you guys a new Martian…

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