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Untrue Stories 29a

Untrue StoriesBy Jason Goodyear05/03/2026

Fake Swedish Accent When Sven came home from work that day, he had a hang-dog look on his face. “Would you like your aquavit?” said his wife. “No, thanks.  I’ll just sit and read the paper,” said Sven, speaking in his regular voice and not his fake Swedish accent. “Sven, what’s wrong?” “I got fired. …

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