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Untrue Stories 17b

Untrue StoriesBy Jason Goodyear12/31/2025

Listening to the Fuhrer Ernst was trying to listen to the Fuhrer on the radio, but the kids were yelling and running around. “Can’t you kids be quiet, I’m listening to the Fuhrer!” he said.  “And keep that dog quiet, I’m listening to the Fuhrer!” “But Dad always listens to the Fuhrer,” said little Hans. …

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