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Daily Short Story 30b

Short StoriesBy Jason Goodyear04/24/2025

The Ant Is the Smallest Animal Whenever George would go to a cocktail party he would go up to a group of people and say “By the way, did you know the ant is the smallest animal?” If someone would say another animal was smaller, like the flea, George would just snort “You call that…

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