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Daily Short Story 19a

Short StoriesBy Jason Goodyear05/28/2025

The Escape Plan I knew it wouldn’t be easy. Before the guard got back I had to convince the monkey to get the keys and open the cell door, then cut the ropes on my hands, then make me a nice breakfast.

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