Superman’s Cape
Superman landed outside the tailor’s shop and went in.
“Can you do something about my cape?” he said. “When I fly,
it flaps around all over the place.”
“I can sew it down to those panties you wear,” said the tailor. “But I
think that would make you less aerodynamic. My advice would be to lose
the cape entirely.”
Superman frowned. “That’s crazy. I would look ridiculous.”