Untrue Stories 34a

Superman’s Cape

Superman landed outside the tailor’s shop and went in.

“Can you do something about my cape?” he said.  “When I fly,

it flaps around all over the place.”

“I can sew it down to those panties you wear,” said the tailor.  “But I

think that would make you less aerodynamic.  My advice would be to lose

the cape entirely.”

Superman frowned.  “That’s crazy.  I would look ridiculous.”