Untrue Stories 24a

The Spy

He was a spy all right.  You could tell by the way he walked into a room, spinning around to see of someone was behind him.  He would order a cocktail then spit it out, in case it had been poisoned.  Then he would be asked to leave.

When his new girlfriend made him a cocktail, he spit it out too.

“Did you think I was trying to poison you?” she snapped.

“No, it was way too sweet.”