Snake Bit
The cowboy and cowgirl watched the sunset. Slowly, he reached his hand for hers. As they sat there, holding hands, a rattlesnake bit the cowboy. He didn’t want to let go of her hand, but the pain was terrible.
Finally, he said, “Wanda, can I ask you a question?”
“Anything,” she said, gazing into his eyes.
“Would you suck on my ankle?”