I Can See!
The doctor unwrapped the bandages from around Sharon’s head. “I can see! I can see!” she exclaimed.
In her excitement, she ran across the room, but then tripped and fell, hard. “Uh-oh,” she said, “now I can’t see.”
The doctor hit her on the head with a club. “No, I still can’t see,” she said.
A man entered the office holding a laser beam. “Hey, be careful with that laser gun!” yelled the doctor. The laser beam hit Sharon in the eyes. “I can see!…But now it’s going away.”
They hit her in the eyes again with the laser. “No, that’s making it worse,” she said.
The doctor hit her again with the club. “I can see, but now I can’t walk.”