Federation of Planets
A group of nervous aliens stood before the imposing dais of the Federation of Planets. They wanted to become a member.
“We are frozen in time, and we have many large, invisible monsters,” said the alien spokesman.
The Federation president yawned. “Next!” he said.
“We can levitate.”
“Next!”
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