The Vandal
He was a vandal, and he decided to vandalize one of the world’s great paintings. He didn’t even know the name of the painting, or who painted it, but he was convinced, in his heart, that it needed vandalizing.
“It’s too risky,” said his brother, who was also a vandal. But he decided to go ahead anyway.
He broke into the museum and approached the painting in awe. Then he took out his Magic Marker and made fart lines coming out of the butt of the queen. The alarm went off. If he had run, he might have gotten away. But he stayed, to finish his work: having all the other people in the painting saying “Pee-yew.”
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