Nicknames
The board meeting was called to order. The first item on the agenda was nicknames.
“When I first came to this company, I wasn’t used to executives having nicknames,” said one board member, “and I chose The Willow Bender too quickly.”
The board voted to allow him to change his nickname to The Dancing Hobo.
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