Doctor Leach,
Leech Doctor
“Doctor Leech, do you treat leeches?” said the man with the six-inch leech on his face.
“Yes, leeches are my specialty,” said Doctor Leach.
The man explained that he usually felt run-down and listless, because of his leech, but lately he’d felt energetic and peppy. “Maybe something’s wrong with my leech.”
Doctor Leach hated giving people bad news about their leeches, but after taking some tests and and some x-rays, he had no choice: “I’m afraid your leech has a tapeworm.”