Two-Headed Deer
The hunter couldn’t believe his eyes. There, standing at the edge of the woods, was a two-headed deer! And each head had a huge rack of horns! He though, Man, that would look so great, stuffed and mounted on the wall of my den.
He raised his rifle and took aim, but then a voice said, “Don’t do it.” It was the deer hunter’s other head, on his shoulder. “Don’t you see, that deer is like us.”
The other head was right. The deer hunter lowered his rifle.